92Aug29 from Wishbone @ BowHead _ Santa Barbara
* And Now a word from our sponser
F F S
Yes it's true I have seen the light and have mended the error of my ways.
I am now a card carrying member of the FFS. Now I'ld like to tell you why
I wanted that little puppy...
This ingenius little DEEEEViiiice actually has more uses than Mac Gyvers
lil' ole swiss army knife.
Ever lock yourself out of the house - this lil gem will jimmy the door in
seconds or break a window in less time.
Ever get annoyed by a restaurant that doesn't furnish toothpicks - just whip
this card out and pick your teeth to your hearts content.
What about those cold mornings - just the ticket for scraping those icey
windows.
Remember that walk in the park - some people let there dogs go anywhere.
I used to carry a gun, now all I need is my FFS card it's deadly up to
400 yards. 1000 if used to scrape your shoes...
Disclaimer:
Never I repeat NEVER pick your teeth after cleaning your shoes. |